Monday, March 28, 2011

comes out of my mouth and fills back through my ears

I THINK I"M GOING TO WRITE IN ALL CAPS FUR A WHILE BUT I'M NOT YELLING.


TODAY A CUSTOMER ASKED ABT THE BOOK I WAS READING. OKAY, "THE ONE I'M READING NOW IS ABOUT THIS WOMAN AND HER HUSBAND DIED. HER SON WON'T EAT AND SHE DOESN'T KNOW ANYTHING ANYMORE. SHE MEETS HER SON'S TEACHERS, THERE'S THIS SENTENCE WHERE SHE MEETS ONE OF THE TEACHERS AND SHE THINKS, SHE LOOKS BETTER THAN ME. SEEMED RLLY BEAUTIFUL."  (xTx)
and
MY CUSTOMER SAID "SOUNDS DEPRESSING"
I WAS LIKE "NO NO IT'S REAL-LIKE."
SHE SAYS "WELL, I LIKE FICTION."
SHE PULLED OUT HER BOOK AND IT WAS TWILIGHT-LIKE
okay.


"I JUST WANT TO MAKE A MASK OF YOUR FACE" is awkward even if you were being nice.


LIKE TWO DAYS AGO... I WAS READING ABT HUMANS AND OUR HUMAN DEFENSE MECHANISMS. MY THOUGHT WAS WHAT IF MANY PPL ARE NOT DEPRESSED AND THEIR EGO IS MAKING THIS HUGE SCHEME UP. THEY HAVE THIS STANDARD OF LIFE THAT THEY'RE NOT LIVING UP TOO SO THE EGO MAKES THE OUTLOOK ON SHIT ALL NEGATIVE TO PROTECT IT'S SELF. SEEMS HIGHLY POSSIBLE AND FASCINATING AND FUCKED UP.



I JUST BIT ONE OF MY FINGERNAILS TILL IT BLED.
unconsciously. 


I HAVE A PAPER CUT BETWEEN MY THUMB AND POINTER FINGER.
index finger whatever. 


this morning i ate an egg, that i cooked in the microwave.
unfortunately, situations as such are reflective of my recent life standards.


I'M THINKING A GREAT DEAL ABOUT TAXES AND EDUCATION AND TEACHERS AND DISTRIBUTION. 
but i won't post my opinion, emotionally, all over the Internet.
this excludes trolling.


I'M WATCHING E ENTERTAINMENT NEWS RIGHT NOW AND I DON'T KNOW WHY. I THINK I'LL TURN IT OFF.
my cat's name is "heidi pants." this fkn target commercial... this lady is talking to her cat and says "come out heidi pants."
WTF TARGET!
i thought i was unique you ass!


I FOUND A TWENTY DOLLAR BILL IN MY TIP CUP TODAY.
i rlly appreciate it but when i went home i took a shower.


LET PEOPLE POEMS IS PRETTY COOL.  


IVE BEEN RLLY CONSCIOUS OF THIS PMS I HAVE OR WHATEVER: I WAS TAKING OUT COOKIES AT WRK AND SOMEONE TELLS ME "I LIKE THE HORNS." I MADE A CONFUSED FACIAL EXPRESSION, REACTIONARILY THOUGHT HORNS ON MY HEAD AND EVEN PANICKED A LITTLE. HE THEN SAYS "THE HORNS IN THE SONG."
ha, ha


only a week left and that much closer to killing ppl. 
this twn is too small. too small or not secluded enough.
THAT'S ALL.

6 comments:

Radish King said...

I too am frequently confused by the horns and horns so I call the other the brass and sometimes that fixes things other times not. everything you write makes absolute sense to me and it's beautiful

Radish King said...

Also I immediately thought of horn cookies and wanted one. Also sometimes I can't afford to tip because coffee is so expensive and a true luxury to me but when I have a spare 20 I drop it in the tin cup. And I bring stuff. I brought a huge box of fortune cookies on Chinese New Year and I brought beads from pre-Katrina on Mardi (Marti) Gras and the other day I brought a box of tea cookies that were on sale 2 for 1 at QFC. I secretly suspect my lovely baristas think I'm sweet but kind of retarded except for Zora who found my blog. Well maybe now she's convinced. hahahaha.
xoxox

Radish King said...

ps and i meant to write that i love this post i love the way you write.

marti pants said...

qfc... i miss seattle. this is my last day here thank god and i promise myself never to live in the woods again.
it was an old man, the twenty. he would come in twice a day and ponder my legs while asking me out.
before i was a barista i went to kaladi on pike/summit pretty sure those baristas thought i was sweet and retarded... oh the starbucks baristas on denny too :D it was fun.

marti pants said...

and thank you! OXOX

Anna Tesman said...

MY CUSTOMER SAID "SOUNDS DEPRESSING"
I WAS LIKE "NO NO IT'S REAL-LIKE."
SHE SAYS "WELL, I LIKE FICTION."
SHE PULLED OUT HER BOOK AND IT WAS TWILIGHT-LIKE

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